David Quote #173
Quote from David in Lawn Signs
Wendy: Fortunately, I did gotten some good news. Apparently, there is a Blouse Barn in Australia and they are gonna pay me to use their name here. Can you believe it?
David: That there's another store called Blouse Barn? No.
Wendy: No, it's an entire chain. They're expanding into North America and they are gonna pay me $10,000 just to cover the costs of renaming the store.
David: Okay, so they're buying the name from you?
Wendy: Well, it's more of a gesture actually. Apparently, I have been using the name without their permission.
David: Okay, so this company is giving you $10,000 as a gesture?
Wendy: And to think I almost called this place "Blouse House."
David: Something seems really sketchy about this and I'm not just saying that because I have a hard time with Australians. Lotta drunks.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.