Roland Quote #87
Quote from Roland in Lawn Signs
Roland: Wait. Are you saying that I had something-
Johnny: I'm not pointing any fingers,
Roland: Uh-huh.
Johnny: But if I find out you had anything to do with this, even though you're acting like you don't-
Roland: Well, if I find out that you're accusing me of doing something I didn't do, then I'm going to accuse you of making false accusations.
Johnny: Fine. But if you're denying doing something you might have done and making me feel guilty For accusing you of something you claim you didn't do-
Roland: Ooh, is that a threat?
Johnny: I think so.
Roland: Because I don't wanna tell you how I respond to threats.
Johnny: And I don't wanna tell you how I respond to illegal political activity.
Roland: Okay, fine, then don't.
Johnny: Fine, I won't. Maybe.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.