Johnny Quote #93
Quote from Johnny in The Motel Guest
Jocelyn: Well, I feel frustrated a lot. You know, you try to have a rational conversation with him, and he just gets all like, stubborn and selfish.
Johnny: And then he acts like you're the one behaving like a child! Right?
Jocelyn: Yeah, exactly.
Johnny: Exactly! Words get get used, and twisted around, and yet, he uses that against you.
Jocelyn: Yes, that is so Roland!
Johnny: And you get the reputation for being hot-headed, and he gets to push every button he can!
Jocelyn: You are so right! You know, I thought that I might be ready to forgive him, but I think he needs a couple more nights at that motel.
Johnny: But, on the other hand maybe it's through your forgiveness that you teach him a lesson. Right, and and the sooner you forgive him, then then the better it's gonna be for for you.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Motel Guest’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: You didn't hear us last night?
Roland: Nope.
Johnny: Banging away?
Roland: Now, whatever you and the missus do after hours, that's your business, not mine.
Johnny: On the walls, Roland, with our fists!
Roland: And if you're into that kind of stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity!
Johnny: Well, it sounds like a creative solution.
Moira: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they like nice things. It's all so bleak.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, okay, okay. I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model. And to answer your question, yes, there is parking. Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.