Alexis Quote #123
Quote from Alexis in Milk Money
Johnny: Alexis, what am I gonna do with $400.00 worth of raw milk?!
Alexis: Sell it!
Johnny: To whom?!
Alexis: To your customers!
Johnny: I don't have any customers!
Alexis: Well then, why would you order so much milk?
Johnny: I didn't! You did!
Alexis: Okay, why are you yelling at me?
Johnny: Why am I yelling?!
Alexis: Ugh! I try and do something nice for somebody, you think I would at least deserve a "thank you!"
Johnny: Oh well, thank you, Alexis, thank you for ordering an insane amount of milk that I will never be able to sell!
Alexis: You're welcome!
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