Alexis: I was wondering where you ran off to.
Ted: Yeah well, it's actually kind of a funny story. Do you remember that couples vacation that I booked for us right before you broke off our engagement?
Alexis: Again, I'm-I'm super sorry about that.
Ted: No, no, it's awesome. 'Cause they actually gave me the "Broken Hearts Special." Three extra nights at no extra charge, as long as I could prove that I didn't actually make it down the aisle.
Alexis: Hmm! [laughs] Look at you, and now you have a bike!
Ted: Yeah! Yeah, no, I got almost full price back for the engagement ring, and I've always wanted one of these, and it cost less than the ring, so...