Stevie Quote #54
Quote from Stevie in The Candidate
Stevie: Uh no, she is going to a bar to have her needs met by some lovely gentleman she's yet to meet, who is cute enough to sleep with, but not nearly mature or stable enough to marry.
David: I want that.
Stevie: Well, you can't come. 'Cause everyone will think we're together.
David: Okay, I think you're giving yourself a lot of credit.
Stevie: I was being generous.
David: No, we're gonna be each other's wing people tonight. Uh, now, how diverse is the clientele at this local drinkery?
Stevie: I would say very diverse.
David: I can't remember what life was like before dating apps. I'm both excited and terrified for tonight.
Stevie: I don't think I ever said you could come.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. Have fun, though. Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them down really hard.
David: Thanks.
Quote from Moira
Twyla: You running for town council!
Moira: What, excuse me?
Johnny: You're running for town council?
Moira: No, I'm not running for town council.
Twyla: Oh, I must've misheard. Everyone was talking about you standing up to council last week, so I just assumed
Moira: Never assume, dear, it makes an ass out of both of us.
Quote from David
David: Hmm. On a scale of one to I'm-gonna-get-beat-up by-an-angry-local, where do we see this look fall?
Alexis: Um, like, easy six.
David: Okay.