Moira Quote #197
Quote from Moira in Bob's Bagels
Alexis: Can you tell me a story.
Moira: How about a song?
Alexis: No.
Moira: A story it is. Um, there once was a radiant young actress, who dreamed of having two sons. The second of which would be named Alex.
Alexis: I don't like this story.
Moira: Shh! Now, it seems the vivacious daytime Emmy nominee was surprised by how taken she was with this unanticipated daughter. Mostly because she didn't cry as much as the unmannerly son, but also because she was adventurous, carefree, so beautiful. Just like her mother. Alexis. You're on my arm. Alexis, seriously. I can't feel it! I can't-Alexis!
Alexis: Aah!
Moira: Go to sleep, dear.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Bob's Bagels’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Bob: So I was thinking, and uh, I'm not married to it, but, uh, "Bob's Bagels."
Roland: Johnny, I think you have something you'd like to say to Bob.
Bob: You don't wanna use the name Bob? Oh, I get it, go with something a little more old testament?
Quote from Moira
Moira: I knew this day would come, John. Isolated, impoverished, cut off from all medical services. I only prayed it wouldn't be Alexis.
Johnny: It's just a cold, Moira.
Moira: Oh, it's always just a cold, John, until it's full blown Typhoid!
Alexis: [o.s.] I don't have typhoid!
Moira: Well, of course you don't. What are the chances of that?! Do you remember Valentina? Our chambermaid in little Martinique? We all thought she had just a cold, until it was too late! I'll never shake the mental image of her frothing and flailing in the water taxi!
Alexis: [o.s.] I can still hear you!
Moira: We love you, Alexis!
Quote from Bob
Johnny: All right, you know what, I hate to break up this party, but this is my office, and I do have a lot of work to do, so up, Roland.
Roland: Your office? Uh, well that's kind of interesting, Johnny, because I don't remember seeing your application for a new business license.
Bob: Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation!
Johnny: Bob, you're in the room.