Roland Quote #69
Quote from Roland in Bob's Bagels
Johnny: Look Bob, I appreciate all the confidence you've shown in me. I really do, and I promise you this: I will come up with a better idea real soon.
Bob: You know, next time, uh, I should probably see a business plan so I don't invest so much in another, uh, hollow scheme.
Roland: Yeah, me too.
Johnny: You didn't invest.
Roland: Yes, and whose fault is that?
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‘Bob's Bagels’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Bob: So I was thinking, and uh, I'm not married to it, but, uh, "Bob's Bagels."
Roland: Johnny, I think you have something you'd like to say to Bob.
Bob: You don't wanna use the name Bob? Oh, I get it, go with something a little more old testament?
Quote from Moira
Moira: I knew this day would come, John. Isolated, impoverished, cut off from all medical services. I only prayed it wouldn't be Alexis.
Johnny: It's just a cold, Moira.
Moira: Oh, it's always just a cold, John, until it's full blown Typhoid!
Alexis: [o.s.] I don't have typhoid!
Moira: Well, of course you don't. What are the chances of that?! Do you remember Valentina? Our chambermaid in little Martinique? We all thought she had just a cold, until it was too late! I'll never shake the mental image of her frothing and flailing in the water taxi!
Alexis: [o.s.] I can still hear you!
Moira: We love you, Alexis!
Quote from Bob
Johnny: All right, you know what, I hate to break up this party, but this is my office, and I do have a lot of work to do, so up, Roland.
Roland: Your office? Uh, well that's kind of interesting, Johnny, because I don't remember seeing your application for a new business license.
Bob: Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation!
Johnny: Bob, you're in the room.