Bob Quote #18
Quote from Bob in Bob's Bagels
Bob: [runs up] You know, Johnny I think you're really on to something with this bagel idea.
Johnny: Yeah, but Bob, as I said this morning, it wasn't so much an idea, as it was an example of an idea.
Bob: I see. Well, for example, if you were to open a bagel shop, what would be the first thing you'd need to do?
Johnny: Well offhand, I honestly don't know, I suppose I'd start by finding a space. And then I'd probably source out a bagel oven, and um, a bagel baker.
Bob: Sesame seeds? Gwen loves the ones with sesame seeds.
Johnny: Yeah well, whatever.
Bob: And then we get the blueberry cream cheese. Ooh!
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Bob: So I was thinking, and uh, I'm not married to it, but, uh, "Bob's Bagels."
Roland: Johnny, I think you have something you'd like to say to Bob.
Bob: You don't wanna use the name Bob? Oh, I get it, go with something a little more old testament?
Quote from Moira
Moira: I knew this day would come, John. Isolated, impoverished, cut off from all medical services. I only prayed it wouldn't be Alexis.
Johnny: It's just a cold, Moira.
Moira: Oh, it's always just a cold, John, until it's full blown Typhoid!
Alexis: [o.s.] I don't have typhoid!
Moira: Well, of course you don't. What are the chances of that?! Do you remember Valentina? Our chambermaid in little Martinique? We all thought she had just a cold, until it was too late! I'll never shake the mental image of her frothing and flailing in the water taxi!
Alexis: [o.s.] I can still hear you!
Moira: We love you, Alexis!
Quote from Bob
Johnny: All right, you know what, I hate to break up this party, but this is my office, and I do have a lot of work to do, so up, Roland.
Roland: Your office? Uh, well that's kind of interesting, Johnny, because I don't remember seeing your application for a new business license.
Bob: Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation!
Johnny: Bob, you're in the room.