Roland Quote #66
Quote from Roland in Bob's Bagels
Bob: I see it every day. Lots of quiet planning. Sure, he treats himself to a muffin or two, but, uh, I get that that's all part of the planning, right, Johnny?
Johnny: Could be. Yeah, could be. I mean I could look at this muffin and say, this is a fine muffin. I'd kill for a bagel, but I haven't seen one bagel since I got to this town. Now, back at Rose Video, I used to get my assistant to bring me a bagel every morning. So I might think a bagel shop is something this town could use. Oh, I love a good bagel, Johnny.
Bob: Do you-do you think that idea really has legs?
Johnny: Well, it's just an example, Bob.
Roland: Ooh, I just get chills thinking that we're sitting right in the middle of the "Johnny Rose Dream Factory!" Ooooh! Stupid baby. I'll tell you what, Johnny, instead of the license fee, I'll just take a bite of your muffin. Mmm! Good! Mmmm! Mm! Mm!
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Quote from Bob
Bob: So I was thinking, and uh, I'm not married to it, but, uh, "Bob's Bagels."
Roland: Johnny, I think you have something you'd like to say to Bob.
Bob: You don't wanna use the name Bob? Oh, I get it, go with something a little more old testament?
Quote from Moira
Moira: I knew this day would come, John. Isolated, impoverished, cut off from all medical services. I only prayed it wouldn't be Alexis.
Johnny: It's just a cold, Moira.
Moira: Oh, it's always just a cold, John, until it's full blown Typhoid!
Alexis: [o.s.] I don't have typhoid!
Moira: Well, of course you don't. What are the chances of that?! Do you remember Valentina? Our chambermaid in little Martinique? We all thought she had just a cold, until it was too late! I'll never shake the mental image of her frothing and flailing in the water taxi!
Alexis: [o.s.] I can still hear you!
Moira: We love you, Alexis!
Quote from Bob
Johnny: All right, you know what, I hate to break up this party, but this is my office, and I do have a lot of work to do, so up, Roland.
Roland: Your office? Uh, well that's kind of interesting, Johnny, because I don't remember seeing your application for a new business license.
Bob: Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation!
Johnny: Bob, you're in the room.