Stevie Quote #48
Quote from Stevie in Bob's Bagels
Stevie: Mm, you seem stressy.
David: I'm not. I'm not stressy. I just want to make a lasting impression, so...
Stevie: It's a job interview.
David: For a "brand manager" position at an upscale boutique.
Stevie: In Elmdale.
David: Okay, there are certain lies I tell myself, and if you're any kind of a friend, you' will let me cling to those lies. And, drive me to the interview.
Stevie: So is this like, an either/or type thing? Can I help you cling to lies, and not drive you to Elmdale?
David: Okay, I'm gonna change my sweater, and meet you at your car, so...
Stevie: It's like a poncho.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Bob's Bagels’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Bob: So I was thinking, and uh, I'm not married to it, but, uh, "Bob's Bagels."
Roland: Johnny, I think you have something you'd like to say to Bob.
Bob: You don't wanna use the name Bob? Oh, I get it, go with something a little more old testament?
Quote from Moira
Moira: I knew this day would come, John. Isolated, impoverished, cut off from all medical services. I only prayed it wouldn't be Alexis.
Johnny: It's just a cold, Moira.
Moira: Oh, it's always just a cold, John, until it's full blown Typhoid!
Alexis: [o.s.] I don't have typhoid!
Moira: Well, of course you don't. What are the chances of that?! Do you remember Valentina? Our chambermaid in little Martinique? We all thought she had just a cold, until it was too late! I'll never shake the mental image of her frothing and flailing in the water taxi!
Alexis: [o.s.] I can still hear you!
Moira: We love you, Alexis!
Quote from Bob
Johnny: All right, you know what, I hate to break up this party, but this is my office, and I do have a lot of work to do, so up, Roland.
Roland: Your office? Uh, well that's kind of interesting, Johnny, because I don't remember seeing your application for a new business license.
Bob: Oh jeez! To be a fly on the wall for this conversation!
Johnny: Bob, you're in the room.