David Quote #122
Quote from David in Estate Sale
David: It's just that I'm finding both of these options to be a little um...
Wendy: What?
David: Well, I don't know, we've just spent so much time and energy finding the few pieces that aren't, um, uh-
Wendy: What?!
David: I'm trying to find the word to describe what I-
Wendy: Oh, flirty? Sassy?
David: Skanky! I think the clothes are a bit skanky.
Roland: Hmm. Well. Skanky. We'll um, take the funereal skirt then, and the skanky blouse.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Estate Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: And sold! To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars. Which, uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.
Johnny: Yeah, I get it, Ray. I get it. I get it. I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Are they durable?
Wendy: Oh well, durability's a given here at the "Blouse Barn." And if you're asking my opinion-
David: Are we, though?
Wendy: It's between these two.
Roland: Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
David: I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.
Roland: Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: I wonder who got my golf clubs.
Moira: Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?
Johnny: They were custom made.
Moira: So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.