David Quote #93
Quote from David in Town for Sale
Stevie: You have this like whole life there, with all these fancy friends. Who, in my head, at least all dress like you, and I feel like I'd get lost in the mix.
David: Mm-hmm. Well, all of my friends will probably be away for the summer and I have found a really beautiful two-bedroom in the East Village. It's beautiful, so...
Stevie: Oh, two bedroom.
David: Yeah. I mean, I was looking at three bedrooms, but do I really need an office? I don't- I don't know.
Stevie: Yeah, right.
David: You're coming! You're coming to New York! Pack a bag. Pack two bags. How many bags do you have? I'm saving you from this dumpy town. See you soon.
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Quote from Moira
Moira: It's a great coat. At least let us see it on you.
Jocelyn: I gave it away. I'm sorry. It just it didn't suit me. And I thought about Ronnie and, you know, she could always use some more feminine pieces in her wardrobe, and so I took it over to her and she really liked it, so I paid it forward.
Moira: Well, Jocelyn, there are certain things that are just not done: Smoking in a car with a baby, unless you crack a window; tipping before tax; mixing drinks with cola; and giving away a coat that doesn't belong to you.
Quote from Moira
Moira: David? Should I take this with me?
David: If I'm being perfectly honest, it's very low on the totem pole of coats of yours that I like, but-
Moira: It was a gift from your father.
Johnny: Hey, that's a good coat. I outbid Richard Branson for it at the Kiminski auction.
Moira: I did get sick of having hot coffee and blood thrown at me. You know who covets this coat? Jocelyn. I could bestow it upon her as a parting gift.
Johnny: We may want to put pen to paper before we start giving away designer clothing, sweetheart.
Moira: It would be her first piece of clothing made outside of mainland China. I'm gonna do it.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: People do come out of comas.
Moira: Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now.