Stevie Quote #34
Quote from Stevie in Little Sister
Twyla: And I am now a single person.
David: So did you spend the night washing your clothes on Grant's abs?
Stevie: You're funny.
David: Mm-hmm.
Stevie: Um, Grant went to the bathroom and never came back.
David: What? He w- He went to the bathroom and never came back?
Stevie: Mm-hmm. So either I was stood up halfway through my date or Grant has some serious digestive issues.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Little Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: So, this is weird. Um, today marks the longest relationship that I've ever voluntarily had with someone.
Mutt: Voluntarily.
Alexis: Yeah. The actual longest relationship was, um, a three month affair with a Saudi prince, but for the last two months of that I was trapped in his palace trying to get to an embassy.
Quote from Twyla
Alexis: So what's going on over there?
Twyla: I'm just working on something. Just a little thing for Mutt.
Alexis: Oh! Is it his birthday or something?
Twyla: No. Um, my dad always said, "When in doubt, say it with a song." He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him before the band hit him with a restraining order.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: [to David] In all honesty, Mutt was just a place holder. According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm suppose to marry is black, so...