David Quote #81
Quote from David in Little Sister
David: I don't know how much Mrs. Schitt has told you, but she asked me to come in and have a chat. She thinks that since we're both new here it might be worth talking about some things like, you know, fitting in. Apparently you're having trouble fitting in.
Connor: Who- Who- Who are who are you?
David: Oh, my name is David.
Connor: Are you like a doctor or something? A psychologist?
David: Am I what? N-uh, no.
Connor: So why would I talk to you?
David: I don't know. Because your teacher is concerned that you're having trouble adjusting. So she told you to come here and-
Connor: And what, help- Help me? Look at you. Look at your pants.
David: Excuse me! I am sensing a tinge of disrespect here.
Connor: I'll tell you what my problem is. I'm a 16-year-old gay kid living in a town that makes me wanna throw up. The issue isn't me not fitting in. It's me not wanting to fit in. Is there anything else you wanna, you wanna help me with?
David: No.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Little Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: So, this is weird. Um, today marks the longest relationship that I've ever voluntarily had with someone.
Mutt: Voluntarily.
Alexis: Yeah. The actual longest relationship was, um, a three month affair with a Saudi prince, but for the last two months of that I was trapped in his palace trying to get to an embassy.
Quote from Twyla
Alexis: So what's going on over there?
Twyla: I'm just working on something. Just a little thing for Mutt.
Alexis: Oh! Is it his birthday or something?
Twyla: No. Um, my dad always said, "When in doubt, say it with a song." He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him before the band hit him with a restraining order.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: [to David] In all honesty, Mutt was just a place holder. According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm suppose to marry is black, so...