Johnny Quote #39
Quote from Johnny in Allez-Vous
Marnie: Let me walk you through this, Mr. Rose. Unless you can prove that you contributed, you don't qualify. If you were laid off, or fired, or could show that you were out looking for work, that would be a different story.
Johnny: I'd like to talk to your supervisor, please.
Marnie: I am the supervisor.
Johnny: And, may I say, doing a fantastic job.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Allez-Vous’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: Roland, I owe you big.
Roland: Well, um, one day, and that day may never come, I may call upon you to perform a function.
Johnny: Marlon Brando.
Roland: Yes, but from what movie?
Johnny: The Godfather.
Roland: No, it's the one where he's the big mafia guy.
Johnny: The Godfather!
Roland: Hold on a second, I'll think of it.
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's for me! Thinking of you! "Dear M., hope this helps, I only wish I could do more, xoxo, J.S.P." Justine St. Pierre! David, one of my dear friends is finally reaching out, and you know what, I knew it would be Justine. She can be an angry drunk, but we were always close.
David: "Congratulations on your Allez Vous Starter Kit."
Moira: That frigid whore!
David: What's Allez Vous?
Moira: It's a scam, it's her stupid cosmetics company! It's a pyramid scheme for desperate housewives and struggling actors!
Quote from Moira
Justine St. Pierre: [on video] Bonjour! Now that you've opened your Allez Vous starter kit, let's begin with those essential tips and tricks you'll need to make up to 600,000 dollars a year. That's 50,000 a month/ That's 7,000 dollars a week.
Moira: No, it isn't! She didn't finish high school.