Roland Quote #26
Quote from Roland in Allez-Vous
Roland: And also, when you return it, if you don't mind just backing it in, because in the morning, I have to kinda crick.
Johnny: Yeah, I'll back it in, I'll back it in!
Roland: My neck like that, if you could back it in that would be terrific.
Johnny: Sure, I'll back it in.
Roland: The wiper fluid, um, I had to replace sooner than usual. Now, I'm not asking-
Johnny: I don't touch the wiper fluid!
Roland: Well, okay, somebody did.
Johnny: I never use it.
Roland: Yeah well, I guess your "imaginary friend" uses wiper fluid, right? I don't know. I'm not asking for payback here, but whatever you think is fair would be terrific.
Johnny: Okay, I never use it, though.
Roland: The radio was at a four. I like it at a ten, so...
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Johnny: Roland, I owe you big.
Roland: Well, um, one day, and that day may never come, I may call upon you to perform a function.
Johnny: Marlon Brando.
Roland: Yes, but from what movie?
Johnny: The Godfather.
Roland: No, it's the one where he's the big mafia guy.
Johnny: The Godfather!
Roland: Hold on a second, I'll think of it.
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Moira: It's for me! Thinking of you! "Dear M., hope this helps, I only wish I could do more, xoxo, J.S.P." Justine St. Pierre! David, one of my dear friends is finally reaching out, and you know what, I knew it would be Justine. She can be an angry drunk, but we were always close.
David: "Congratulations on your Allez Vous Starter Kit."
Moira: That frigid whore!
David: What's Allez Vous?
Moira: It's a scam, it's her stupid cosmetics company! It's a pyramid scheme for desperate housewives and struggling actors!
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Justine St. Pierre: [on video] Bonjour! Now that you've opened your Allez Vous starter kit, let's begin with those essential tips and tricks you'll need to make up to 600,000 dollars a year. That's 50,000 a month/ That's 7,000 dollars a week.
Moira: No, it isn't! She didn't finish high school.