David Quote #63
Quote from David in Turkey Shoot
Moira: David, I need a towel, please.
David: Is that a new wig? Because you are reminding me of someone.
Moira: Towel, please.
David: I need my towels. Uh, what who did this to you?!
Stevie: You went to Janine's.
Moira: Yes. Jocelyn took me to-
David: Jocelyn. You look like Jocelyn.
Moira: Jocelyn. And what's your excuse?
David: Oh, um I shot a bird in the neck today. It was an indelible image that I had scarred in my mind until I saw what was happening up there with you. So thank you. I'm gonna get your towel.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Turkey Shoot’ Quotes
Quote from Twyla
Alexis: Hey, Twy. Um, Twy, what is in the "Meadow Harvest" smoothie?
Twyla: Uh you know, it changes every day. Just depends on my mood. But it's all organic, earthy ingredients.
Alexis: Okay, so it's like fruity or..?
Twyla: Yes, it is. Yup. At times. And then other times, not.
Alexis: Okay! Well, today, is it more fruity or more vegetably?
Twyla: No, I don't know. I've gotta check in the back and see what we have.
Alexis: So Meadow Harvest doesn't refer to anything in particular.
Twyla: No, Meadow Harvest is exactly how it sounds. It just changes everyday.
Quote from Jocelyn
Jocelyn: Anyways, I asked this kid to come to the front of the class and solve this math equation and he was "pitching a tent." He had a boner!
Johnny: Oh.
Jocelyn: And then I was thinking, these are young boys, these poor kids, and it can't be easy having a teacher like myself, so... What was your question again?
Johnny: You know, it's been so long I can't remember.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You know, honey, a little pampering might not be a bad idea. Could alleviate some of that weight your carrying around.
Moira: So now I'm fat and stressed?
Johnny: Emotional weight. Emotional.
Moira: John, go find a towel now, please, or I will strip out of this robe and I will air dry in the street!