Johnny Quote #22
Quote from Johnny in The Cabin
Moira: Are you sure you don't want to call a tradesman or someone, John?
Johnny: Moira, I don't need a tradesman. I can handle a screwdriver, okay? This is working out just fine. And that is in. Look at this. Instant lock.
Moira: Yes, let me tell you, Eddie. You look awfully good in that blue collar.
Johnny: [goofy voice] Well, thank you very much, Mrs. Rose. I don't often get compliments when I'm fixing doors.
Moira: Oh, Edward, I'm afraid I must tell you, I shan't be able to pay you today.
Johnny: Well, that's okay, Mrs. Rose. Maybe there's um some other way you can pay me, if you get my drift.
[Alexis opens the door, ripping the lock off]
Alexis: Did you take my mask? Thank you.
Johnny: [goofy voice] Well, maybe I'll use a bigger screw, Mrs. Rose. Don't you go anywheres.
Moira: I'll be right here, Eddie.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Cabin’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um, why don't you guys stay at the cabin for longer?
Moira: Oh, I would never just abandon you two in a motel in the middle of nowhere.
David: Didn't you once take the wrong baby home from preschool?
Moira: Alexis looked Chinese as an infant. How many times must I defend myself?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: David, I just- I miss my life! And I miss doing things. And I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think that I'm funny, and smart, and charming. Will you? Just a few people. Please. You can't tell me that you don't wanna hang out with people other than me.
David: Obviously.
Quote from Stevie
David: Obviously they need to be funny, and smart, and have well-rounded sense of humour and a wide range of knowledge.
Stevie: Oh, all those types of people move away from here.
David: That's funny.
Stevie: No, I'm serious.