Roland Quote #21
Quote from Roland in The Cabin
Johnny: Roland, I just need the door fixed.
Roland: Mm-hmm?
Johnny: Okay? My family can't keep living like this. My wife and I, we have no privacy.
Roland: Okay, all right. I get what this is about. You and the wife wanna bump the old uglies, huh? [chuckles]
Johnny: I have no idea what that means.
Roland: Having a little problem down there below there, Johnny boy, huh?
Johnny: No, there's no problem, Roland, I just need the locks fixed!
Roland: It's okay, I get it. I get it, captain. You've been a out to sea for a while you wanna bring the boat into port and maybe get your mast scrubbed. What're you guys down to now? Like twice a day?
Johnny: Okay, this is a conversation you and I will never have, all right? I just need the door fixed.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Cabin’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um, why don't you guys stay at the cabin for longer?
Moira: Oh, I would never just abandon you two in a motel in the middle of nowhere.
David: Didn't you once take the wrong baby home from preschool?
Moira: Alexis looked Chinese as an infant. How many times must I defend myself?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: David, I just- I miss my life! And I miss doing things. And I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think that I'm funny, and smart, and charming. Will you? Just a few people. Please. You can't tell me that you don't wanna hang out with people other than me.
David: Obviously.
Quote from Stevie
David: Obviously they need to be funny, and smart, and have well-rounded sense of humour and a wide range of knowledge.
Stevie: Oh, all those types of people move away from here.
David: That's funny.
Stevie: No, I'm serious.