Roland Quote #11
Roland: So Johnny Rose wants the ol' Johnny Hancock, huh?
Johnny: Well... [chuckles]
Roland: Shouldn't be a problem, Johnny. I'm happy to sign off on the listing.
Johnny: Well, thank you, very much, Roland, I appreciated.
Roland: Sure. Why don't you come over tonight and pick it up.
Johnny: Mr. Mayor, that's not necessary. No, no. Roland, a signature, that's all I need.
Roland: Johnny look, here is what you're gonna do; you're gonna grab the kids, you're gonna grab Moira, you're gonna come over we're gonna sit down like civilized people, have a few laughs, and then at the end of the evening we'll get to the big signing, okay?
Johnny: Right. Okay. Honestly, Roland, it's just a, it's just a signature. A flick of the wrist. That's it.
Roland: You're not rejecting my hospitality, are you, Johnny? Because that really wouldn't be a good way to start things off, I don't think.
Johnny: No, no. I'd love to come to dinner are you kidding me? No. I just thought, let's do business first, get the signature, and then dinner.
Roland: Johnny, you want that, to get that you need this. So let's just do this my way.
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, dinner is.
Roland: Dinner it is, attaboy.
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Quote from David
David: The gallery worked with Janet Kempfluugen.
Johnny: Kempfluugen?
David: She's a Brooklyn based performance artist. She's a big deal. Anyway, um, she would walk into the space wearing a clay mask of a fawn, remove her clothing and breastfeed members of the audience. It was a commentary on income inequality.
Quote from David
Johnny: The issue is the brown sludge in my bed. We're selling the place!
David: It's 6:00 am!
Johnny: What's the name of that mouthy kid at the front desk?
David: I don't know. I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
Johnny: The mouth. The mouth. The girl.
David: You might want to rethink the nightgown first. There's an Ebenezer Scrooge thing happening right now.
Alexis: Oh, my God, that's who I was thinking of.
Johnny: You know what?! I'll do it myself.
David: My best to Bob Cratchit.
Quote from Jocelyn
Jocelyn: I teach high school.
Moira: Oh, you're a saint.
Jocelyn: I love it. I love connecting with the young people. Although, I know those boys are undressing me every time I drop a piece of chalk.
Roland: Yeah. Well, maybe we should hold onto our chalk, hmm?
Jocelyn: They're boys! It's cute.