Alexis Quote #427
Quote from Alexis in The Wingman
Alexis: Um, but the more I've been thinking about it, the more I feel... like...
Ted: [on Skype] I think you should stay where you are.
Alexis: ...maybe I should stay here.
Ted: Sorry, did, did you say something?
Alexis: No. Um... What did you say?
Ted: I can't have you come here, Alexis. You'll hate it. And I'm not just saying that because the screens that I installed are actually attracting more bugs somehow. But you'd be leaving everything that you're doing to come here, and... I can't guarantee that there won't have another trip that takes me away for days at a time. D-don't get me wrong, I want you here so bad, but I know you. And no matter how many juicers I buy, this place just won't feel like home. Sorry. I can't tell if the screen's frozen, or if you're just really shocked. But if you still want to come, I'm not gonna tell you not to.
Alexis: No, no, no, no. Um... you've made some very valid points.
Ted: Yeah. I didn't even tell you about the shared bathroom situation.
Alexis: Okay, well... maybe you could've led with that. Would've saved us some time.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Wingman’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
Ted: [on Skype] Hey, babe!
Alexis: Hey, babe!
Ted: Oh my God! Where are you? Is that the ocean? I wish. It's a poster of the ocean. 'Cause I'm actually in Stewart's dorm room right now because mine got evacuated last night - small fire ants issue.
Alexis: Yikes! Hope everything's okay.
Ted: It was a real "Fyre Fest." [chuckles]
Quote from Moira
Barb: We are so very lucky to be joined this morning by Moira Rose. Well, ach!
Lizzie: Ach!
Barb: What a ride this has been!
Lizzie: Yes.
Moira: What a ride indeed, Barb! Oh, let me first assure your viewers that not a single crow was harmed, and as for the humans, oh, nothing but a little wounded pride... and one severed earlobe.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um... what's all this?
Moira: They just keep coming.
Alexis: Well, congratulations. That must mean everyone's happy.
Moira: Oh, very happy, yes. Thanks to your little attack of the corvidae, we are Interflix's number one stream of the day. Tied only with the fourth season of Caroline in the City.
Alexis: From Interflix. "To Alexis, congratulations and thank you. The competition is eating crow." [chuckles] "Love, your new best friends at Interflix."
Moira: They're all for you. Well, not those, those are from Joyce DeWitt.