Stevie Quote #171
Quote from Stevie in The Premiere
Stevie: No, it's not Larry Air. So chapter one of your book is all about trusting your instincts, and I haven't been doing that.
Johnny: Oh, well, that's okay, Stevie. I mean, learning to trust your instincts is something that comes with age and experience.
Stevie: No. I'm talking about trusting your instincts. I think I've been taking them for granted.
Johnny: So, you read my book?
Stevie: Most of the first chapter. I didn't sleep well last night, so I kind of dozed off.
Johnny: Well, the first chapter is more of an introduction, right? Setting the table.
Stevie: 'Kay, but what I've realized is that you've given me the opportunity to take this job and run with it. So, if you really think you can make something out of franchising this motel, I think I want to be part of it.
Johnny: You think?
Stevie: I wanna be part of it. I want back in.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Premiere’ Quotes
Quote from Patrick
Patrick: I'm tired.
David: Oh, okay. Well, you know what, we should probably get you over to the bed.
Patrick: Okay. You know what I really wanna do with you?
David: Uh-huh. Ethically speaking, I don't think we can do that with you in this state.
Patrick: Have a baby.
David: 'Kay, we will make a baby as soon as you sober up.
Patrick: Oh no, not make a baby. Have a baby. Like I wanna have like a little baby with you. And we could just love it and hold it and bounce it.
David: Yeah, that's a... that's a big one-eighty.
Patrick: You would be such a good dad.
David: Have we met?
Patrick: I wish you were my dad.
David: Okay, now we're just spiraling off in all directions.
Quote from Moira
Twyla: Oh, it's too bad you won't be there tonight. It would've been nice to cheer you on.
Jocelyn: Yeah, and my plus-one, Janet from the Elmdale Chronicle, would've really loved a quote.
Moira: Well, you might want to tell your friend Janet that there just may be a bombshell attendee after all.
Twyla: [gasps] Yay! A premiere! Oh, I don't know if I have anything fancy enough to wear.
Moira: Oh, my default is always formal, but I'm sure no one will bat a side-eye at black-tie casual. Oh, but do pack eye-drops! The film's first third is densely packed with exposition, and you won't want to blink.
Jocelyn: Are you sure it's okay that we haven't seen the first two movies?
Moira: Oh, it's actually best. A lot of this film blatantly contradicts what's been established in the first two.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Well, I'm still excited. It reminds me of that time that Renée Zellweger's brother came in here, and I got him to sign a menu. I mean, he spelled his name differently, but I swear it was him.