Moira Quote #32

Quote from Moira in The Drip

Johnny: He wants you to slap him.
Moira: I won't.
Jocelyn: Slap him, Moira.
Johnny: Go ahead and slap him.
Jocelyn: Slap my husband, Moira.
Moira: John, I won't!
Johnny: Slap him or I'll slap him.
Roland: Slap me!
Moira: I won't.
Roland: Slap me like a bitch!
Moira: [slaps three times] Sign the fucking contract!

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 ‘The Drip’ Quotes

Quote from David

David: The gallery worked with Janet Kempfluugen.
Johnny: Kempfluugen?
David: She's a Brooklyn based performance artist. She's a big deal. Anyway, um, she would walk into the space wearing a clay mask of a fawn, remove her clothing and breastfeed members of the audience. It was a commentary on income inequality.

Quote from David

Johnny: The issue is the brown sludge in my bed. We're selling the place!
David: It's 6:00 am!
Johnny: What's the name of that mouthy kid at the front desk?
David: I don't know. I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
Johnny: The mouth. The mouth. The girl.
David: You might want to rethink the nightgown first. There's an Ebenezer Scrooge thing happening right now.
Alexis: Oh, my God, that's who I was thinking of.
Johnny: You know what?! I'll do it myself.
David: My best to Bob Cratchit.

Quote from Jocelyn

Jocelyn: I teach high school.
Moira: Oh, you're a saint.
Jocelyn: I love it. I love connecting with the young people. Although, I know those boys are undressing me every time I drop a piece of chalk.
Roland: Yeah. Well, maybe we should hold onto our chalk, hmm?
Jocelyn: They're boys! It's cute.