Ted Quote #60
Quote from Ted in Housewarming
Ted: It's good that everyone had fun.
Alexis: Okay, you still have your slippers on.
Ted: Yeah, I know, sometimes my feet get really cold when I drink too much.
Alexis: It's not a thing.
Ted: Okay, well, gimme a kiss.
Alexis: No! You kissed my brother tonight, I'm not kissing you after you kissed my brother.
Ted: Pffft! Who kissed your brother?
Alexis: Okay, it's time for "Fun Ted" to just pass out.
Ted: No, he's not even tired. In fact, if anything, I'd say he's only becoming more fun.
Alexis: Okay. Okay! Okay! Okay! I think we should just like, sleep it off.
Ted: Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. But first just give your brother a kiss.
Alexis: Ew, Ted, Ew!
Ted: Come on.
Alexis: Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Ted: Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! That's you.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Housewarming’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: Well, I'm off. [baby cries]
Johnny: All right, have fun, sweetheart.
Moira: You realize the bébé is crying?
Johnny: I do, yes.
Moira: Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, if it weren't for Joyce Dewitt insisting on wearing those pigtails, this movie could've been a hit! We're supposed to be astrophysicists, it just takes you out of it. And yet, she, she gets the close up!
Johnny: Well, that was shocking.
Moira: I know, right? And I get the aerial shot for my love scene.
Johnny: No, no, I'm talking about the kid. To think this little thing could create so much destruction.
Moira: Oh, you've completed the diaper substitution. Aren't you the Sephardic Mr. Clean!
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Ooh! I think I just found the issue. It might be in the diaper.
Moira: Oh, it was the bébé. I'm so relieved!
Johnny: Yeah, I think they left extra diapers. They assumed we'd take care of it. You wanna grab the rubber gloves?
Moira: They're Tom Ford, John, no! And they wouldn't fit you anyway.
Johnny: The cleaning gloves under the sink.