Alexis Quote #279
Quote from Alexis in The Barbecue
Alexis: Okay, well I just wanted to say hey, and I'm here, and I got your text.
Ted: What text?
Alexis: The text.
Ted: Did I send a text?
Alexis: Maybe no? Maybe you didn't. Did you? I'm not sure.
Ted: What, uh, what'd it say?
Alexis: Nothing. I don't think it said anything, now that I think about it. Um, no, something about you being more of a bagel guy.
Ted: Oh, my God, did I send that to you?
Alexis: No, I don't think so.
Ted: Oh my gosh, I did.
Alexis: Did you, though?
Ted: I'm sorry, that wasn't supposed to be sent to you.
Alexis: Hello dummy, why do you think I'm here? I'm here to tell you to be careful because with those texts, those texts in the wrong hands...
Ted: Yeah, it was actually meant for Heather.
Alexis: Heather, yes. Yes. You and Heath and the bagels.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Barbecue’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Rachel: I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but that's like the oldest trick in the book. Texting a bunch of letters and saying your phone was unlocked in your purse.
Alexis: Right? I used to text Zac Efron just like a question mark whenever I wanted a booty call. Poor thing would be like buzzing my apartment before I even pressed send.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Come on, Johnny, you're talking to a grill master. Do you know that I've been given three different aprons because of my barbecue skills? Let's see, I've got "License to Grill", I've got "Working Grill", oh and I have "Grills Just Wanna Have Fun".
Quote from Patrick
Patrick: I didn't want it to affect what we have. Okay? And I mean it when I tell you that you have nothing to worry about. 'Cause no matter how hard I tried with her, it just never felt right. And up until recently, I didn't understand why. David, I've spent most of my life not knowing what right was supposed to feel like, and then I met you. And everything changed. You make me feel right, David.
David: That is quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard anyone say. Um, outside of the "Downton Christmas Special".
Patrick: It's the truth.