Johnny Quote #126
Quote from Johnny in Rooms by the Hour
Trish: I'd like to book three rooms.
Johnny: Three rooms? Okay. Now will that be uh, three [computer chimes] separate, uh, bookings?
Trish: You see, there's a conference over in Elmdale, and I was hoping to use the motel as a kind of a breakout space to conduct my own business out of, for the next two days. During the afternoons.
Johnny: [computer chimes repeatedly] Okay, we seem to be having a bit of a problem with the system here, but not to worry.
Trish: Are you new at this?
Johnny: Ish. [laughs]
Trish: Well, not to complicate things for you even more, um, Johnny, but I would love if we could work out some kind of a discounted deal, seeing as we're not gonna be needing the rooms during the evenings.
Johnny: Okay, um, tell you what. Why don't I go to a fresh page here, and we'll get this done. Lickety-split, okay. So...
Trish: I would love to pay cash.
Johnny: Whew! Even better.
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