David Quote #218
Quote from David in Driving Test
David: Okay, what I find helpful when I get overwhelmed is actually taking a step away for like, 15 minutes to an hour, to um, to maybe two hours, and ah, helping people.
Stevie: I feel like there's a request coming on.
David: Mm, not so much a request, as it is an opportunity. I am looking for a very lucky person to drive me to my driver's test.
Stevie: Oh yeah, that's not gonna happen right now.
David: Um, I guess you're right. I should probably be helping you. I would love to run some errands, or you know, maybe pick something up, I just- I just need a valid driver's license. The test is this afternoon. And I'm very anxious about it. And need a lift. Um... You know what? I don't think this is a good time to ask.
Stevie: Hmm, that's really perceptive.
David: Um, I'm gonna find someone with a little more time on their hands.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Driving Test’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I don't know why you didn't ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries. And I have my "F" Class.
David: Isn't that for transport trucks?!
Alexis: Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move! Anyway, it's not a big deal. You just get in, you do what they tell you, and then you get out. And wear your best hair perfume.
David: Okay, I don't have hair perfume, and not all of us can flirt our way into getting a driver's license!
Alexis: Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David. No amount of flirting can get you out of that, trust me!
Quote from Alexis
David: Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for 20 minutes, so that I can do my transcendental meditation before I fail this test.
Alexis: Okay, you are acting all sorts of crazy right now. This honestly does not matter. Nobody cares.
David: Uh, people care. I care, the driving examiner person cares.
Alexis: No, he doesn't. Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you.
David: What does that mean?
Alexis: You always over think everything, and that's why you fail all the time.
Quote from Stevie
David: The upside is that you are your own boss now.
Stevie: Or I'm the owner of a very sad business with one under-performing employee.