David Quote #178
Quote from David in Lawn Signs
Lisa Chung: So if you'll just sign here, I think we're good.
David: I don't think we are. I have done some research and I happen to know that your company pulled in $100 million last year.
Lisa Chung: Point being?
David: Well, the point is, judging by your bag and those shoes, Blouse Barn Australia is paying you quite a bit of money to come here and help us "switch over our signs." Bottom line, we're standing in your way and I don't think your client will be very happy if you come home without securing the rights to the name, especially considering you're expanding into 78 stores across North America. And let's be honest, "Blouse House" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
Alexis: Exactly.
David: Angelica, please. This is the number that we are after.
Alexis: Now, if you'll excuse us, we have another meeting to get to.
Wendy: We're in our store.
David: We await your reply.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.