Stevie Quote #64
Quote from Stevie in Lawn Signs
Johnny: Oh, hi Stevie.
Stevie: I found these. I thought Mrs. Rose might want 'em back.
Johnny: You found them? Okay, look, I know we haven't always been ideal motel guests, but taking my wife's signs?
Stevie: Uh, no, I took out your garbage, and these poked a hole in the bottom and fell out. So they're still in pretty good shape, I thought she might want them back.
Johnny: Oh...
Stevie: Since she's been so worried about her signs having been mysteriously stolen.
Johnny: Right, right. Well, I mean, I can see what must have happened here. She accidentally, uh, threw them out.
Stevie: That's one theory.
Johnny: Or someone stole them and hid them in our garbage to try and sabotage Moira to make it look like she's done something really crazy.
Stevie: That is definitely some food for thought.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.