Johnny Quote #91
Quote from Johnny in The Motel Guest
Johnny: So you two are going through a little bit of a thing?
Jocelyn: Had a tiff, and uh, I just said, I need some space.
Johnny: Well, I'm glad you have your space, and I'm glad Roland has his space, I'll tell you who's now having a major problem with their space.
Jocelyn: Okay, Johnny. Sometimes it's a lot easier to blame others than it is to maybe kinda turn it inwards on ourselves, isn't it?
Johnny: Meaning?
Jocelyn: Well, it's kinda obvious that you and Moira are a little bit rocky right now.
Johnny: No, no, things are not rocky. Things are not rocky, and if they are, it's because your husband is driving us insane!
Jocelyn: So you're telling me that there are no issues between you two right now?
Johnny: No! No! No issues. Well, by "issues," if you mean p-peccadilloes, if you mean little irritants... Mmm. Maybe. But uh no, we're- We're good.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Motel Guest’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: You didn't hear us last night?
Roland: Nope.
Johnny: Banging away?
Roland: Now, whatever you and the missus do after hours, that's your business, not mine.
Johnny: On the walls, Roland, with our fists!
Roland: And if you're into that kind of stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity!
Johnny: Well, it sounds like a creative solution.
Moira: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they like nice things. It's all so bleak.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, okay, okay. I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model. And to answer your question, yes, there is parking. Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.