Moira Quote #253
Quote from Moira in The Motel Guest
Johnny: Father tone?
Moira: There it is.
Johnny: You think I have a father tone?
Moira: John, I wish you could hear yourself talk. But of course you never do.
Johnny: And that's the other thing I guess, I never listen to myself? [sighs]
Moira: Look, it's by not engaging in this kind of tit-for-tat that we keep our marriage afloat.
Johnny: And you have no faults, other than drinking tea?!
Moira: John, I just admitted that I can get a little defensive. But only when you act like a big child!
Johnny: I act like a child?
Moira: Yes, John, and now is not the time for you to throw one of your tantrums!
Johnny: Moira, of the two of us, I'm not the one who throws tantrums!
Moira: I will not engage. I do not want to see him get the better of us. And I'm sorry, obviously this has worked you up into some kind of fit of pique.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Motel Guest’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: You didn't hear us last night?
Roland: Nope.
Johnny: Banging away?
Roland: Now, whatever you and the missus do after hours, that's your business, not mine.
Johnny: On the walls, Roland, with our fists!
Roland: And if you're into that kind of stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity!
Johnny: Well, it sounds like a creative solution.
Moira: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they like nice things. It's all so bleak.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, okay, okay. I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model. And to answer your question, yes, there is parking. Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.