Roland Quote #39
Quote from Roland in Surprise Party
Roland: Hey. Sorry I'm late, Johnny. Had a little memorizing to do.
Johnny: Late for- Late for what, Roland? I don't know what you mean?
Roland: For Jocelyn's big shindig. I'm here to personally invite the two of you to, um, a, um, annual, um, elegant dress-up event that Jocelyn is hosting. Um, well, no, I'm not inviting you, but I'm saying we're- We'll see each other there at the very big event that Jocelyn is hosting. The whole town will go to this event. They'll all be dressed up and, um, did I did I say that it's a fundraiser? Oh, sorry, Johnny. Let me start over here.
Johnny: Why are you apologizing to me? You don't have to apologize to me.
Roland: No, no. It's a fundraiser for the thing with the children that- The- With the mouth. Uh, cleft palates, and , um, Joc' does it every year.
Johnny: Uh, Roland, you know what? We're- We're Probably just gonna be hanging around the motel on Saturday, you know.
Roland: Yeah, no, I'm sure. It's, uh, hard to look at those kids and all that, I get it.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Surprise Party’ Quotes
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Then you plan it.
David: What? No!
Alexis: Oh, snap, David!
Johnny: Talk to the hand, son, because the ears are no longer working.
David: Oh, my God.
Alexis: 'kay, that's not at all how that works, so...
Johnny: Cancel your trip, Alexis, because the travel agent is out of the office.
Quote from Alexis
Johnny: Kids, just came in to remind you to keep Saturday open.
David: What's Saturday?
Johnny: What's Saturday? It's your mother's birthday.
Alexis: No, her birthday is the second weekend in May.
Johnny: That's mother's day, honey.
Alexis: I don't think so.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Jocelyn, I'm so glad I've run into you. Roland was mentioning your fundraiser earlier today and it got me thinking-
Jocelyn: My what?
Moira: Your annual fundraiser for the children with troubled mouths.
Jocelyn: Oh, right. Yes. It's gonna be quite a night.
Moira: I hope so, 'cause I'd like to be involved.
Jocelyn: With?
Moira: Your fundraiser. As I'm sure you know, I was on the board of some of the most profitable not-profits, from San Francisco to London. And after speaking with Roland, I realized I was remiss not to gift you with my wealth of experience.
Jocelyn: Wow. That's very generous of you, Moira. I was gonna ask you, but I didn't wanna impose.
Moira: Jocelyn, you must stop being intimidated by me. It's unnerving.