Jocelyn Quote #17
Quote from Jocelyn in Little Sister
Jocelyn: Hi. Can I ask you something?
David: Uh, that depends.
Jocelyn: How shall I put this? You strike me as the sort of person that had a hard time in high school.
David: Thank you.
Jocelyn: Your floral top, for instance.
David: Is there something I can help you with?
Jocelyn: Well, there's a new kid in my school and he's having a little trouble fitting in.
David: Mm-hmm.
Jocelyn: He's also struggling with his sexuality, which I think that you may be also...
David: What can I help you with, Jocelyn?
Jocelyn: Well, I was thinking, wouldn't it be wonderful if you could come down to the school, you know, maybe talk to him and tell him that things only get better.
David: The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you. A lot. I don't-
Jocelyn: I knew there was a good person in there somewhere, David. Oh, and honey, get the quilted; that other stuff will chafe you right up.
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Quote from Alexis
Alexis: So, this is weird. Um, today marks the longest relationship that I've ever voluntarily had with someone.
Mutt: Voluntarily.
Alexis: Yeah. The actual longest relationship was, um, a three month affair with a Saudi prince, but for the last two months of that I was trapped in his palace trying to get to an embassy.
Quote from Twyla
Alexis: So what's going on over there?
Twyla: I'm just working on something. Just a little thing for Mutt.
Alexis: Oh! Is it his birthday or something?
Twyla: No. Um, my dad always said, "When in doubt, say it with a song." He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him before the band hit him with a restraining order.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: [to David] In all honesty, Mutt was just a place holder. According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm suppose to marry is black, so...