Bob Quote #6
Quote from Bob in Allez-Vous
Bob: Okay, well, let's get 'er hooked up, get you back to the garage, and we'll start on the paperwork.
Johnny: What paperwork?
Bob: It's all filled in, you just have to sign it, and, uh, she's all yours.
Johnny: I'm not buying this car.
Bob: You change your mind?
Johnny: It broke. Twice! It's a broken car!
Bob: We'll play a little hardball, okay. I'll knock twenty bucks off.
Johnny: You couldn't get twenty bucks for scrap.
Bob: Oh, all right, thirty bucks.
Johnny: How about zero bucks?! I wouldn't give you a dime for this!
Bob: Johnny, you're killing me here. Fifty bucks.
Johnny: Oh, you know what, Bob, I'm walking. I'm walking.
Bob: I'll throw in a couple of floor mats, but that's my final offer.
Johnny: Walking!
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Quote from Roland
Johnny: Roland, I owe you big.
Roland: Well, um, one day, and that day may never come, I may call upon you to perform a function.
Johnny: Marlon Brando.
Roland: Yes, but from what movie?
Johnny: The Godfather.
Roland: No, it's the one where he's the big mafia guy.
Johnny: The Godfather!
Roland: Hold on a second, I'll think of it.
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's for me! Thinking of you! "Dear M., hope this helps, I only wish I could do more, xoxo, J.S.P." Justine St. Pierre! David, one of my dear friends is finally reaching out, and you know what, I knew it would be Justine. She can be an angry drunk, but we were always close.
David: "Congratulations on your Allez Vous Starter Kit."
Moira: That frigid whore!
David: What's Allez Vous?
Moira: It's a scam, it's her stupid cosmetics company! It's a pyramid scheme for desperate housewives and struggling actors!
Quote from Moira
Justine St. Pierre: [on video] Bonjour! Now that you've opened your Allez Vous starter kit, let's begin with those essential tips and tricks you'll need to make up to 600,000 dollars a year. That's 50,000 a month/ That's 7,000 dollars a week.
Moira: No, it isn't! She didn't finish high school.