Roland Quote #28
Quote from Roland in Allez-Vous
Marnie: Well, that's important information, Mr. Rose. You working for Roland makes you an employee.
Johnny: Oh, I forgot.
Marnie: Well, what were your duties?
Johnny: Well, I was in more of a consulting position.
Roland: Oh! No, no, no, no, no. It was not a consulting position, he was my assistant, he was like my little guy Friday. He would fetch things for me, I'd tell him where to go and he'd go running off, and fetching things for me. What were some of the things you fetched? You fetched like, uh-
Johnny: Coffee.
Roland: Coffee, you'd get that. And sometimes you'd have to-
Johnny: Get a hankie.
Roland: No, you'd pick up, you know-
Johnny: Cleaning, his dry cleaning.
Roland: Yeah, you'd have to do that, and then.
Johnny: Just when he didn't have time.
Roland: How about these guys down there, those are boots.
Johnny: Nothing with the boots, I don't think there was-
Roland: Oh, there was something with the boots.
Johnny: Polish them every once in a while.
Roland: Every now and then, he had to do that, too. He was a hell of a worker and I really, really needed him, because you know how busy I can get.
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Johnny: Roland, I owe you big.
Roland: Well, um, one day, and that day may never come, I may call upon you to perform a function.
Johnny: Marlon Brando.
Roland: Yes, but from what movie?
Johnny: The Godfather.
Roland: No, it's the one where he's the big mafia guy.
Johnny: The Godfather!
Roland: Hold on a second, I'll think of it.
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David: "Congratulations on your Allez Vous Starter Kit."
Moira: That frigid whore!
David: What's Allez Vous?
Moira: It's a scam, it's her stupid cosmetics company! It's a pyramid scheme for desperate housewives and struggling actors!
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Justine St. Pierre: [on video] Bonjour! Now that you've opened your Allez Vous starter kit, let's begin with those essential tips and tricks you'll need to make up to 600,000 dollars a year. That's 50,000 a month/ That's 7,000 dollars a week.
Moira: No, it isn't! She didn't finish high school.