Roland Quote #27
Quote from Roland in Allez-Vous
Roland: So, where in Elmdale am I taking you?
Johnny: Oh, just the general downtown area will be fine.
Roland: Okay, don't wanna tell me where we're going, interesting.
Johnny: It's, uh, just just a business meeting, just I've gotta meet a guy.
Roland: Uh huh. What guy?
Johnny: A financial guy. It's a financial matter.
Roland: Well, Johnny, it's gonna be awfully hard for me to get you to this meeting if I don't know where we're going. I mean, why is this such a big secret?
Johnny: It's not a big secret. It's not a big secret, Roland. And you're only doing 25, if we could pick it up a little.
Roland: Oh, my God, now you're in such a hurry. What's the big rush here? I don't get that, either.
Johnny: The office closes at four o'clock, that's all.
Roland: What office are you talking about?
Johnny: The financial guy that I'm seeing, his office.
Roland: What financial guy?
Johnny: The guy I'm doing business with, I told you.
Roland: Where are we going?!
Johnny: The unemployment office! Okay? I'm applying for unemployment.
Roland: Jeez pal, your business is your business. I don't know why you're telling me.
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Johnny: Roland, I owe you big.
Roland: Well, um, one day, and that day may never come, I may call upon you to perform a function.
Johnny: Marlon Brando.
Roland: Yes, but from what movie?
Johnny: The Godfather.
Roland: No, it's the one where he's the big mafia guy.
Johnny: The Godfather!
Roland: Hold on a second, I'll think of it.
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Moira: That frigid whore!
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