Johnny: What Alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family.
David: Okay. Um, I'm just gonna say it, I am not in a place right now to be emotionally available to a baby.
Johnny: You know I'm a little disappointed in you, David, you spend a lot of time with Alexis, you could've done a better job looking out for her!
David: Okay, I'm sorry I'm not a condom.

Moira: Jocelyn, oh, I seem to have left my sunglasses behind, you haven't discovered them amidst your cleaning, have you?
Jocelyn: You mean, the ones on top of your head?
Moira: And there they are. [laughs] And I'm off, then.
Jocelyn: Moira, is everything all right? You seem a little distracted today.
Moira: No, I'm- I'm just a little distracted today.

Moira: We're in the midst of a family crisis, if you must know.
Jocelyn: Well, I don't wanna pry, so...
Moira: Well, you've cracked me open. Alexis is pregnant.
Jocelyn: What?
Moira: I know! We discovered the test in her bathroom today.
Jocelyn: You did?
Moira: And to think when I awoke, my biggest concern was how to make that ragtime medley of yours work.

Jocelyn: Moira, I'm the one who's pregnant.
Moira: If only.
Jocelyn: It's true. I was dropping off Alexis' course book, and I had gotten the test from the pharmacy, and I was so anxious to find out, that I took the test in Alexis' bathroom.
Moira: Oh Jocelyn, oh Jocelyn! Oh, what a wonderful surprise for us all! Oh!
Jocelyn: I know. I thought it was menopause that was making me late, and giving me the cravings, and morning sickness.
Moira: I wouldn't know.

Jocelyn: Listen, can you do me a favour, and just keep this between the two of us, because Roland doesn't know yet.
Moira: Oh! Oh Jocelyn, Roland's not the father?
Jocelyn: Of course he is, I just haven't found the right time to tell him.
Moira: Don't wait, best to rip it off like a band aid.
Jocelyn: You're probably right. It's just that we weren't expecting this.
Moira: One must prepare for any event. Miracles don't take reservations.

Alexis: Can I help you with something?
Johnny: Just wondering how you're feeling.
Alexis: Fine, a little nervous.
Johnny: Well, that's understandable, comes with the territory. Uh, it might help if we chat about it.
Alexis: Um no, I don't want to chat about it. I'm late.
Johnny: Well, I know you're late, sweetheart.

Stevie: If you give me $50 bucks I'll stand outside, and tell people you're on lunch.
David: I'll give you 50 cents to stand outside and never come back.

Johnny: You know, Moira, it's not as bad as I thought.
Moira: Mmm.
Johnny: If David sells the store, and, uh, and you get some part time work, and we get a good price for the car, I think we can make it through the first two years easy, and then we just have to figure out preschool.
Moira: John, as much as I appreciate your budgetary prowess, it turns out there is no immediate need for concern.

Alexis: I am what this brochure calls a prospective student.
Gary: Cool, so you're not enrolled yet?
Alexis: No, I am enrolled, um, prospectively. I was wondering if there's like, a campus tour, or something?
Gary: Wow... Well, it wouldn't be much of a tour, but yeah, I guess I could walk you back up the hall, if you want.
Alexis: Okay, it's just that this brochure is like, a little bit confusing.
Gary: Yeah, we couldn't afford in house photography, so we just used stock images. See? Watermark there. [laughs] This is actually a still from "Dead Poets Society."
Alexis: I feel like that's false advertising, especially considering what I am paying for these courses.
Gary: Yeah, but you get free coffee and doughnuts. Oh, and like, um, an agenda. Yeah, it's off by a day. So I wouldn't use it.

Jocelyn: It's okay, Moira, take a seat.
Moira: Okay, okay well, John and I will just study the menu, as they keep making amendments.