‘New Car’
Season 3, Episode 3 - Aired January 24, 2017
Johnny and Moira try to look like they don't have any money when they visit a car dealership to buy a new set of wheels. Meanwhile, David helps Stevie deal with the death of her aunt, and Alexis wonders why Ted is being cagey about a black-eye.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Okay, look. The important thing is, we now have a car!
Alexis: Is this a car for dead people?
Moira: No, it's not a hearse!
Quote from Moira
David: You look like a contestant on "The Price Is Right."
Johnny: Well, it worked, because the price was right.
David: How much did you pay for this?
Johnny: David, it's not polite to ask what you paid for something.
Alexis: It says $7,250 right there.
David: Well, that's way over budget!
Johnny: Well, that's not what we paid for it.
David: Well, what did you pay for it?!
Moira: [in a mock Cockney accent] 6,000 quid, love.