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Murder Mystery

‘Murder Mystery’

Season 3, Episode 6 -  Aired February 14, 2017

Moira shares her party-planning expertise with Twyla, who's hosting a murder mystery dinner. Meanwhile, Alexis admits she never finished high school, and Johnny and Stevie try to sign a deal with a local golf course.

Quote from Moira

Jocelyn: I thought that Roland might still be here.
Moira: No, it seems our mayor is keeping summer hours.

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Quote from Moira

Jocelyn: Well, I guess I could talk to the other Jazzigals. I just wish I hadn't thrown out that flapper dress from Halloween last year.
Moira: Spread the word! Be the snowball.
Jocelyn: Be the snowball!

Quote from David

Alexis: Um, what's going on? Are you looking at courses now?
David: Um, I'm just putting some feelers out. A lot of people have encouraged me to build on the skills I acquired as creative director of the Blouse Barn, so.

Quote from Stevie

Johnny: Oh, you wanna have the meeting inside? On a day like this?
Female Manager: Sorry, did you think we'd be playing a round?
Johnny: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We-we had a meeting earlier at another club, and they wanted us to test drive the course, so we're in the attire.
Female Manager: Oh, where were you playing?
Johnny: Uh, we were playing at um it was what course, Stevie? It was down the road. Uh, Maple-
Stevie: Grove?
Johnny: Grove, Maple Grove.
Male Manager: Maple Grove? No, I don't know that one.
Johnny: Oh, really? It's a beautiful course. Very exclusive, Uh, but it is set way back off the road, it's-
Stevie: Which might explain why you've never seen or heard of it.

Quote from Johnny

Stevie: You go on ahead, I'm just gonna go use the restroom.
Johnny: Oh sure, might as well use some of the amenities.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Um, you know those courses we were talking about?
Ted: Oh yeah, I thought that data management one looked like it might be good for you.
Alexis: Mmm-hmm. Yeah, I had the same thought, but when I looked into it, all the courses were full. And then the courses that weren't full conflicted with each other, and then everything just cancelled out.
Ted: Alexis, if you don't wanna take the course, you don't have to take the course.

Quote from Stevie

Female Manager: I've given a heads-up to the starter. The tee is yours. Have a great round, you two.
Stevie: Thanks so much.
Johnny: How did you make that happen?
Stevie: I asked.
Johnny: Well, that's very nice, Stevie. Thank you.
Stevie: Okay, let's get our golf sticks.

Quote from Johnny

Moira: John, are you going to be done soon?
Johnny: Just working on my short game, Moira. Stevie and I are pitching Oak Valley next week, I just wanna make sure I'm ready.
Moira: Well, the endless tinking of putter to ball tells me you will be.
Johnny: Well, it's for the motel. It's not like I'm enjoying this. Oh, beautiful, see that?

Quote from Alexis

Moira: Alexis, we sent you to high school in Switzerland because we trusted you.
Johnny: That school cost $250,000 dollars.
Alexis: I know, and I felt so bad about it. And that is why I missed my final semester.

Quote from Stevie

Roland: Are you using the Vargon grip?
Johnny: I'm using La Va Grande. Are you watching this, Stevie?
Stevie: Yeah, this is just a little hard to understand, so I want a record of it.
Johnny: Okay, delete that, please!
Roland: Can I get a copy of that?

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