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Maid of Honour

‘Maid of Honour’

Season 6, Episode 4 -  Aired January 28, 2020

Alexis learns that David asked Stevie to be his maid of honour. Moira is elated when the trailer for The Crows Have Eyes: The Crowening is released. Meanwhile, Johnny and Roland deal with an unexpected guest at the motel.

Quote from Johnny

Moira: It's back!
Johnny: Okay, start it over.
Moira: Okay.
Male voice: [on computer] Some banks make mortgages...
David: You know what, this is excruciating.
Johnny: You know what, Sweetheart? Why don't you just give us a holler when it's ready?

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Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Oh, so you're still gonna do Keira Knightley's green dress from Atonement as my maid of honor look?
David: You know what, haven't got to that stage in the planning process yet. So I'm not quite sure.
Alexis: Okay. Well, I'm here for a month so you better put me to work while your can.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Well, if it isn't our very own little JC Chasez.
Patrick: Sorry. Who?
David: Ooh, we've been over that.
David: Um, we should probably go though.
Alexis: Oh. Where are my favourite groom and David off to? [chuckles]

Quote from David

Alexis: Well, I'll just grab my bag, and come with.
David: You know what, I don't even know if that's necessary.
Alexis: Honestly, David, it's fine. I'm your maid of honor.
David: Um... hmm... Okay re: that. You weren't supposed to be here for six months, so I might have asked someone else.
Alexis: Okay. Well, I'm here now. So... who did you ask? If you say Ronnie...
Patrick: Oh, I don't think she would have said say yes.
David: Does not like him.

Quote from Moira

Twyla: This is so exciting. What if it gets nominated for an Oscar?
Moira: Twyla! No, we must keep the carriage in the wake of the mare. [taps wood] Golden Globe, perhaps, but I won't let myself envisage that.
Ronnie: I gotta say, those special effects looked way better than what I pictured when you described it.
Moira: Credit the technical wizardry of our team of imaginators.

Quote from Moira

Moira: Gals, we're being rude. Jocelyn hasn't had a chance to render her opinion, though the adulation does appear to be unanimous.
Jocelyn: Well... it looked just like a real movie.
Moira: Now there is the quote for the sizzle reel! [all laugh]
Jocelyn: Oh... it's-it's neat!
Moira: "Neat."
Jocelyn: To see you in a... in a real movie. Anyways, I bet we are dying to get to rehearsal, ladies. So let's get those stands.
Moira: Of course. We'll pick up this parley after rehearsal.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Okay, so you guys just chat up here, and I'll keep it cool, keep it casual. Okay. Here she comes. She'll probably gonna be uncomfortable admitting that she doesn't wanna be a part of your wedding party, so I'm gonna make her feel like she's doing me a favour.
Patrick: Isn't she though?
Alexis: Okay. That's funny. More of that. But aim it at David.

Quote from Stevie

Stevie: This is the flight attendant's uniform. Why am I wearing it, you ask? Because this morning I found out I was gonna be a flight attendant on a real flight.
Patrick: Wait, didn't you like just start?
Stevie: Uh, less than a week ago? Yeah. Mm-hmm. So how safe can the plane be if I'm the one in charge of saving people's lives?
Alexis: Yeah. Yikes. Not safe.

Quote from Stevie

Stevie: I'm fine. As long as I don't have to go back there. I was gonna put my life in danger for what? To see the world? They only fly to Hoboken, Windsor and South Dakota.
Patrick: I've actually heard South Dakota is quite scenic.
Stevie: Okay. Did you know that Larry Air has 18 ongoing lawsuits? One of which is from Larry himself.
Patrick: Wow, okay. Got it.
Stevie: I left a job that I actually liked for this. What is wrong with me?
David: How honest do you want us to be?

Quote from Moira

Jocelyn: Come in.
Moira: Oh, good, Jocelyn, I caught you in a moment of repose.
Jocelyn: Yeah. I was just grading book reports.
Moira: Heh. Tell me about it!

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