Jocelyn: Gentlemen, major show drama aside, I just wanted to say congratulations to the future Mister and Mister. Or is it "Misters?"
David: See? Now Jocelyn, how did you find out?
Jocelyn: Oh, from Moira. Maybe Alexis. Possibly Gwen.

Jocelyn: You know, come to think of it, Gwen has been coming to rehearsal in those fancy yoga clothes. Those are not cheap. I know because I buy the knockoffs, and they're not cheap.

Johnny: Okay, step one now complete, onto step two.
Moira: And what would that entail?
Johnny: Deep cleaning the rooms.
Moira: Well, I'd like to be put to use, what's step three?
Jocelyn: You know, I think I need to lie down, that blindfold was quite taut.

Johnny: Hey, the sooner we get this place guest ready, the sooner we can start making a profit.
Roland: Yeah. Well, that sounds good to me. Bob's been charging us a fortune to babysit.
Jocelyn: Speaking of which, we should get going. Bob has his first cry therapy session tonight.

Jocelyn: Hi, boys. It looked like you were calling me over.
David: [laughs] Did it?
Jocelyn: Anywho, um... I don't know if Patrick mentioned that we had talked earlier, and he had said that there might be a use for an extra set of hands at the store.
David: Huh! Well, I think we're still assessing that at this point.
Jocelyn: Well, you let me know when you're done assessing. I'll be the mother with the baby at home looking for some extra cash, after I invested in your father's business. I'll be over here.
David: Okay, that's a lot to unload over brunch.
Jocelyn: Yes! I spent my brunch looking at the classifieds. There is an opening for a waitress at Bazongas Gentlemen's Club. I guess I could try that.
Patrick: I'm sure we can figure something out, Jocelyn. Right, David?!
David: I don't know what's wrong with Bazongas.

Patrick: Look, I didn't expect this from Jocelyn either, but clearly, she has a connection to the people of this community, and I say we make the most of it.
David: Okay, so what, you want to offer her a job?
Patrick: Well, I think the offer would mean more coming from you.
Jocelyn: Another sale, boys! [bell jingles]
David: Where'd she get that bell?
Patrick: She brought it from home.

Patrick: Well, today was a great day for us. And with that in mind, um... David has something that he would like to say.
David: Two things, actually. Um, first thing, thought we discussed shelving "have a Rose-y day."
Jocelyn: Ah, people seem to enjoy it.
David: Yeah. And two, Patrick and I would like to officially welcome you to the sales staff here at Rose Apothecary.
Jocelyn: Oh my gosh! That is so sweet! [laughs]
Patrick: You're welcome.
Jocelyn: But I just don't think it's for me.
David: Mmm!
Patrick: It's not for you?
Jocelyn: Yeah, I mean, as David would say, I just don't think it's in my brand.
David: [laughs] I don't think I've ever said that.
Jocelyn: It's just not for me.

Patrick: So this store is just not for you?
Jocelyn: Yeah. I'd rather take my chances, you know, see if some tutoring gigs come up.
Patrick: Tutoring? Because that's a... a better job than working here?
Jocelyn: Well, I find teaching students very fulfilling. You know, not what you two do here isn't fulfilling, you know, for you, but it's just not fulfilling...
Patrick: For you. Got it.
David: For her.
Patrick: Yeah, well hey, what... whatever you wanna do.
Jocelyn: Thank you for the opportunity. And you guys can keep the bell.

Moira: Oh, your father's insistence on telling us in person could so go either way. This threat of failure is inhumane.
Jocelyn: No, I think it's exciting. It's like Deal or No Deal, but with the rest of our lives.

[The Jazzagals sing at David and Patrick's wedding:]
Jazzagals: Ohhhh, I was so lost Didn't know what to do with myself I was my own worst enemy I was lost, oh I needed help Then you came along And saw the state I was in You picked me up when I was down Showed me how to live again This is precious love, precious love No I can't let it go This is precious love, and it's teaching me Everything I need to know This is love, love Love, love, love Precious love (Yes) Love, love, love, love Love, precious love Oooohhhhhh