Jocelyn: And of course the bad news is that Moira and I won't be able to attend.
Moira: I'm sorry, w- Why can't I?
Jocelyn: Because your daughter is graduating high school.
Moira: Oh. And what a grand night it will be for you and your charges. But the Roses' will not be at graduation. No, Alexis has veritably browbeaten us not to attend. I wouldn't be surprised if she skips the whole affair herself. Waggish little nymph, that she is.

Johnny: Your graduation is this Friday?
Alexis: Mmm-hmm.
Johnny: What?
Alexis: I didn't tell you because I don't want you to come. It's bad enough that I have to wear that unflattering black dress and then the hat with the thing on it in front of people that I don't know.

Stevie: Sorry, I'm late. Is everybody here or are other people coming?
Patrick: I don't know. Is anyone else coming?
David: No. This is, uh... This is it. In case you didn't know, I'm wildly popular. Some might even venture to call me beloved.
Patrick: That's a bit of a stretch.

Patrick: I'm kinda piecing together that it might be your birthday?
David: Yes, it is.
Patrick: Well, happy birthday. How old are we- Do you have any plans for today or?
David: Ah, I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit and falling asleep early. So just a regular weeknight.
Patrick: Well, it sounds like fun!
David: It is.
Patrick: You ever tried the Cafe Tropical? I've heard people raving about how "moderately edible" the food is there.
David: Well, yes.
Patrick: We could... We could go for a birthday dinner.

Johnny: Alexis, I have a favour-
Alexis: Oh, great. Um, I would love a ride to work.
Johnny: I meant, I have a favour to ask.
Alexis: You just said that you have a favour. As in, for me.
Johnny: Well, who says that, 'I have a favour for you?'
Alexis: Okay. Are you saying that you can't drive me to work?
Johnny: No, I can't. I need you to work the motel this Friday.
Alexis: Ew! What?!

Male Customer: Oh, can I get a gift receipt for that? It's for an anniversary.
David: Oh. Well, isn't that thoughtful. I wish everyone remembered special days like that, but, alas, that's not what this world is anymore.
Male Customer: I'll just take that gift receipt.
David: Yeah. You're a good person.

Alexis: Well, Ted, if there are people here that can help you, you should hire them.
Ted: Well I'm very happy with the job that you're doing. And I- I like having you here.
Alexis: Well, I like being here, but not as much as like... Tiffany Seraris. The poor thing went to cat camp.

Alexis: Well, I'm saying I didn't realize that there was a huge pile of way more qualified people just like waiting to be hired.
Ted: Yeah. But you're learning.
Alexis: I know, but I'm taking someone's desk here. Like someone who actually wants to touch animals a lot. Like... Maybe there's a job out there that I'm better suited for. And some other, like, gorgeous, slightly under qualified girl is sitting at my desk asking herself the same question.
Ted: Okay.
Alexis: I'm just realizing that wanting to come in and laugh at your animal puns isn't enough when there is like people here.
Ted: Those were genuine laughs?
Alexis: Sometimes, yeah.

Johnny: Stevie! Stevie!
Stevie: [o.s.] Have you tried restarting it?
Johnny: What?
Stevie: Oh. Sorry, I thought you were having trouble with the computer again.
Johnny: No, no. Well, I'm stuck on all caps, but no.

Moira: As long as we have some time, I thought we'd revisit this delightful little number. I can't even remember why we stopped working on it.
Ronnie: Because we are an ensemble group and this requires a lead vocal that just happens to be in your range.
Moira: Ronnie, when one of us shines, all of us shine. That is the meaning of ensemble.