Roland: So um, this says foot cream on it. What happens if I use it on my hand?
David: Um, I'm pretty sure your hands are gonna be fine.
Roland: Okay, and it's like 50% if Jocelyn and I both buy it at the same time?
David: Um, n-no. Have you been talking to my dad about the discount?

David: Well, it fits here. I wonder what else the Van Housens took from us.
Moira: Don't waste your time thinking about those human vultures.
Johnny: I think they did us a favour. They sent us a reminder that it's not always good to hold onto the past.
Alexis: Speak for yourself, I look super cute.
David: Okay, that's not actually your body though.
Alexis: Um, okay, but it's my face, David.

Johnny: Okay, let's go.
David: There's something really weird happening with mom's eyes. It's like they're following me.
Moira: Oh, they are.
David: Oh God.

Johnny: And look at look at the labels on everything. 'Rose Apothecary.'
Moira: The Rose name on another plucky young business.
Johnny: We should go congratulate him.
Moira: We should but our son is very hard at work.

Ted: You got a 63 and a 68!
Alexis: Oh, my God! [Ted and Alexis hug, then kiss]
Ted: Well, uh, congrats.
Alexis: Um. Thank you. [Ted and Alexis shake hands] Um, I'm just gonna, um I'm just gonna call Mrs. Syzlak, and just make sure that her cat's doing okay.
Ted: It's Mrs. Syzlak and she doesn't have a cat, but you should call her back. And I, in the mean time, will go to get back to work-o.

David: Hi, so I wanted to talk to you about- Oh, my God.
Johnny: Yeah. I know. We're still looking for a place to hang it.
David: Did it grow? Can we cover it with something or?
Moira: I tried. The sheets aren't big enough.

Alexis: Hello. Um, I called Mrs. Syzlak, and sorted it all out. She will be in tomorrow. So, I'm just gonna go back to my desk, which is where I work.
Ted: Uh, we should talk about the kiss.
Alexis: Definitely. Personally, I don't think it was that a big deal.
Ted: Yeah. Neither do I.
Alexis: We're adults. We should be allowed to have an adult kiss from time to time.
Ted: Totally. An adult kiss.
Alexis: Yes!
Ted: Like when parents kiss their friends on the mouth.
Alexis: Yes. Like kissing your parents. That's exactly what I was gonna say.

David: Uh, so I was just verbally assaulted by a very off-brand customer in line outside.
Patrick: Well, David, I have really underestimated you.
David: How so?
Patrick: Who knew you had so many friends, or, uh, family members, for that matter.
David: Okay. What do we do? I for one blame Gwyneth.

David: Well, this was a success.
Patrick: I would say so. Yeah. Although, you know, we'd be, uh, 25 percent richer if we just done a hard launch. But hey, I'm just a numbers guy.
David: Mm-hm. Um, but had we not done the soft launch we wouldn't have lured all those people.
Patrick: Mm. Well, you know, the best thing is that we never have to talk about it again because we've officially open.
David: That is true.
Patrick: Congratulations, man.
David: Congratulations to you. [Patrick and David hug]
Patrick: [light flickers] I can fix that.