David: When it comes to expectations, it's always better to go under than over.
Johnny: Yeah, I don't know if that's true, son. Every Rose video we opened had fireworks. Day or night. People love pizazz.

Stevie: Well, you guys are together, like, all the time now, so who needs this, right?
Johnny: Well, that's true. But, this happens to be one of the only possessions that wasn't sold off.
Stevie: Really? You'd think there'd be more of a market for oversized paintings of other people's families. Why does it seem like Mrs. Roses eyes are following me?
Johnny: Oh, she paid extra for that.

Ted: Good to see you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose. I take it that Alexis has told you the big news?
Johnny: Big news?
Alexis: Um, well, it wasn't that big a deal, but the other day at work Ted and I went to hug.
Ted: No, uh, actually I was talking about you passing your exams.
Johnny: Honey, you passed!
Moira: Oh, Alexis, what a delightful surprise. Not that I'm surprised. I had nothing but doubts. No doubts. That you could do this.

Ted: I want to say, that I got you a little something for passing your exams.
Alexis: Oh. Oh, Ted! You picked up a stick.
Ted: Uh, no, it's a it's a pencil shaped like a twig. I got it at the store.
Alexis: Wasn't that was sneaky of you. I will definitely try to use this. It looks very delicate.
Ted: Yeah, it's a lot more expensive than I thought, too. I hate it when they don't put price tags on things.

David: Um, is that your juice?
Patrick: Ah, no. Technically, I think it's our juice, ah, because you just took it from the fridge and didn't pay for it so Mm-hm.
David: Um, it's just that I don't normally share beverages with people.
Patrick: Really? That is shocking news.
David: Yeah. Yeah. Fortunately, um, you look like you have a clean mouth, so...
Patrick: Sorry. A clean mouth?
David: Yeah. Some people have nice, clean mouths, and some people have sloppy mouths.
Patrick: I see.

Patrick: Ah, either way you do need to call the electrician to hang these lights that were supposed to be up a week ago.
David: Yeah. Yeah. I was waiting I was waiting for a call back from him.
Patrick: Mm.
David: But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna follow up.
Patrick: Sure.
David: Can I have my juice back, please?
Patrick: No. You have a sloppy mouth.

Johnny: You know, you might be right. It's funny when I look at that portrait now, I find myself wondering, "Were we really that happy back then?"
Moira: Yes.
Johnny: We were.
Moira: Oh, deliriously happy.
Johnny: Oh, and I miss that beach house.
Moira: Oh, my God, I still dream that we wake up in our old bed. Nothing's changed.
Johnny: No. No. We can't go down that road, Moira. We have to focus on what we do have. No?
Moira: Yes. Yes.

Patrick: David, relax. It's going to be fine.
David: Oh, my God, the lights! I didn't call the electrician.
Patrick: [clicks lights on] I watched a lot of YouTube tutorials.
David: This is very impressive.
Patrick: Well, there is a good chance I didn't wire that properly, so that's why I also got the insurance that you forgot to get.
David: M'kay. Um, there's only so much that I can do in a day. So, um, are we ready to do this?
Patrick: Open the doors. [whispers] Softly.

Johnny: Oh, Moira, kids this is so unnecessary.
Alexis: What is it?
Moira: It's a gift from us to your father.
David: Okay. I'd rather not attach my name to a gift that I had no hand in selecting.

Johnny: Oh, my God. Where did you find this, honey?
Roland: Well, Moira told me it was down at the post office, so...
Johnny: I was talking to my wife.
Moira: The Van Housens found it in their storage room and thought that we should have it.
Roland: Who's the lady in the back?
Moira: It's Moira.
Roland: Flattering.
Johnny: It's a family portrait, Roland.
Roland: Oh. You you all look like cartoons.