‘Dead Guy in Room 4’
Season 4, Episode 1 - Aired January 9, 2018
The morning after graduation night, Stevie discovers a guest has died in one of the motel rooms. Elsewhere, David tries to assure Patrick he's not trying to move too fast in their relationship, and Alexis helps Ted choose her replacement at the clinic.
Quote from David
Johnny: We're not packing up our things, and everybody just calm down. Nobody's been murdered.
Stevie: Okay, the old man in Room 4 died alone in his sleep.
David: Why do I find that scenario even more bone-chilling than murder?
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Hey partner, what's the good word?
Stevie: There's a dead guy in Room 4.
Johnny: What? What do ya mean there's a dead guy in come in, come in.
Moira: Did I hear what I think I heard? Has someone been killed?
Stevie: No.
Moira: No! No, John, no. No! I have endured a cornucopia of trauma that last few years, I draw the line at living in a crime scene.
Quote from David
David: It feels like every time the motel sells out, someone dies.
Johnny: Uh, we've only sold out one night.
David: Exactly.
Quote from Johnny
Stevie: Okay, so Roland knows a guy at the coroner's office.
Johnny: Wait, you told Roland?
Stevie: Yes. I don't know, I- I ran into him, and he asked me how I was.
Johnny: Well, that's not good, Stevie.
Stevie: No, I might have panicked.
Johnny: I wouldn't trust Roland with a set of chopsticks, let alone a dead body!
Quote from Alexis
Moira: Stevie, do we know how this man expired?
Stevie: Do I look like a coroner?
Alexis: I don't think you want people answering that question.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Ah!
Johnny: Ha, now that is what I call a beautiful morning! Looks like another full house tonight. Things are starting to look up, sweetheart. Big waves! Big waves!
Moira: Oh, yes. Yes, tidal waves of prosperity are crashing down, all around us.
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Okay, nobody's been murdered, Mrs. Rose. I went in to clean Room 4, and this old guy was like, asleep in his bed. But like, forever asleep. [sighs] Like, checked out without paying, asleep.
Johnny: Okay, I think it's a little early for humour, Stevie.
Stevie: Oh, I'm sorry, did you just see a dead body?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: You gave me such a hard time for getting involved with Ted, and then you just French your business partner literally the second he peeks his head out of the closet.
David: I'll have you know this is the healthiest first day of a relationship I've ever had.
Alexis: Well, all I know is that Patrick is a sweet, little, button face, David, so don't mess this up.
Quote from David
Johnny: Oh good, I'm glad you're both still here. We're gonna need your room for the night, so uh, pack up.
Alexis: Um, no.
David: Absolutely not.
Johnny: The motel is sold out and we're unable to remove a body, and disinfect Room 4, in time for check-in.
David: Okay, every inch of that sentence made me sick.
Quote from David
Johnny: Okay, bottom line, we need the room, so throw some things in a bag and we're gonna set you up in our room.
David: Okay, I've never just thrown some things in a bag before, so you might have to give me a minute.
Alexis: Yeah, and I'm gonna be sleeping somewhere else.
David: Same.
Alexis: Like literally anywhere else.
David: Yeah, like an old tent by the side of the highway.