Roland: Well, do you know that Patrick's sitting in there all by himself?
Johnny: Uh, yes, I'm aware. He's spending the night with us. Patrick is practically family now.
Roland: Ah. Have you told him that?
Johnny: Well, no, I haven't told him. I mean, I haven't exactly said it out loud.
Roland: Yeah... I don't know, Johnny. Not having the big father/ son-in-law chat feels like a missed opportunity to lay down some laws. Maybe Patrick should get "the talk" from old Uncle Roland.
Johnny: 'Kay, nobody's having a talk with Uncle Roland.