Patrick: So we're doing all of this so that you can prove our relationship is exciting?
David: I failed the stupid quiz, and Alexis made me feel bad about it.
Alexis: David, you're basically 40 years old, I shouldn't be able to make you feel bad about anything.
David: I love our relationship. I love it when you order me pizza. I love when you use words like inventory! I even love those stupid rubber things you put on your fingers, 'cause you think they flip the pages faster. They don't flip the pages faster. They don't flip the pages faster! I'm so sorry!
Patrick: We're gonna talk about the fact that we missed half a day of work to make this happen, But you did just do a tree walk 30 feet in the air for us.
David: Yes, I did.