Ted: I actually did one of these at summer camp.
David: Yeah, and I couldn't imagine who wouldn't want to dangle 20 feet in the air on a series of shaky logs.
Ted: It's actually closer to 30 feet, bud.
Patrick: David's never done anything like this before.
Ted: Uh oh, we've got a virgin!
David: Okay, you might wanna talk to half my birthright trip about that.