Single #1: It's funny, because before my dear Gloria passed, she told me her dying wish was for me to move on.
Moira: Ah, did she?
Single #1: I know you're gonna find this hard to believe, but she predicted that I would meet a woman with shoulder-length blonde hair, and red lipstick.
Moira: Telepathic, was she? And tremendously specific! If I may leave you with a bit of advice, I would wait until much later in the relationship before mentioning any of the things you just mentioned to me.
Single #1: Okay? Uh, wait, you haven't even tried your key.
Moira: Uh, it won't fit.